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Joke of the Day
"My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht Had to tell him to stop showboating."
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"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"
"What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"
"What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror? Hallooooo me!"
"How do you measure a great misunderstanding? In kiloWats"
"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"
"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"
"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."
"I like the way the earth revolves! It really makes my day!"