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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them."
Next Joke
"In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway."
"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."
"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."
"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."
"You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation... Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though."
"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"
"This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I've ever worn."
"""What's up, doc?"" says Bugs Bunny. ""Not you,"" laughs the doctor. ""Take these little blue pills."" *Looney Tunes music plays*"
"If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence."