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Joke of the Day
"A tad bit racist... How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots."
Next Joke
"What do you call a flock of crows who are resisting the urge to sin? *A tempted murder*"
"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""
"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."
"My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)"
"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"
"What is the greatest joke in the world? My life. My life is a joke."
"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."
"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."