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Joke of the Day

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."

"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"

"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"

"Seems my bladder still thinks its hilarious to wait until I'm comfortable in bed before voicing it's need to pee."

"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard"

"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."

"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"