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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. ""So it's like any other day."""

"Snake walks into a bar. Game over"

"roundabouts My girlfriend isn't very fond of the many roundabouts that our city is starting to build. I told her that she'd come around to them."

"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"

"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."

"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."

"Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well."

"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."

"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Good thing he didn't see what mommy did after bedtime ..."