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Joke of the Day

"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""

"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"

"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("

"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"

"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"

"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."

"Did you know scientists just announced diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"