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Joke of the Day

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran."

"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? Fucked."

"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("

"How do you cure depression? A gun."

"I'm not an observant Jew. You might even say I'm an oblivious Jew."

"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"

"One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, ""YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!"" Best.Insult.Ever."

"My friend is agoraphobic... ..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism."

"""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"""