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Joke of the Day

"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"

"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."

"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."

"Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening."

"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"

"The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes"

"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A: A hobby horse."