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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A: A hobby horse."
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"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"
"Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed"
"My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching ""How I Met Your Mother"" with her."
"My friend thanked me for inviting him along to Fight Club. I replied ""Don't mention it."""
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep"
"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"
"F**k censorship"