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Joke of the Day

"A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle."

"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."

"I just found out I am a hipster Because I started using #NotMyPresident 8 years ago."

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."

"Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst"

"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"A man took an airline to court because his luggage was stolen. Unfortunately, he lost his case."

"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"

"How did hipster kid hurt himself? He touched the stove before it was cool..."