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Joke of the Day
"I heard something about a Finding Dory Trailer being released today, but I forgot..."
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"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."
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"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"
"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"
"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."
"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"
"I haven't been doing so well at the poop assembly line... My manager said if I don't pull my shit together soon I'll be fired."
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night My next shit could spell trouble"