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Joke of the Day
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
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"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."
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"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."
"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."
"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."
"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."