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Joke of the Day
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
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"It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100."
"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."
"What did the curtain rod say to the blinds? Nice shades. (sorry)"
"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam"
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
"it's just so crazy to think that kids born in 14 will be turning 2000 this year"
"Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It's the thought that counts."
"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."