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Joke of the Day

"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."

"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."

"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""

"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."

"Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"Why was the little ant confused? Because his uncles are aunts."

"We're all different. For example, some folks get up early to exercise... And others get up early to eat cookies before the kids wake up."

"My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses."

"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"