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Joke of the Day
"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."
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"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."
"Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""
"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"
"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
"Does your wife know you're single?"
"Did you hear about that guy who had the entire left half of his body chopped off? He's dead now."
"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."