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Joke of the Day
"Know any Swedish jokes? I've heard they don't Finnish very well"
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"Women need security -when I'm around."
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"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."
"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."
"What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor? [OC] A quadriplegic."
"What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... Nothing! They're both stuckup cunts !"
"ME: I'd like to order...the updog. WAITER: How would u like that prepared? ME: um medium well? W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done"
"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"
"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."