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Joke of the Day
"Know any Swedish jokes? I've heard they don't Finnish very well"
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"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""
"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
"A squirrel found big nuts to stock up in its tree. Now i have a empty nutsack and a burning tree."
"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"
"Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers."
"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."
"The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like."
"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"