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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik-a-choo."

"I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone."

"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."

"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"new instagram notification - Girl Who Actually Secretly Hates You Commented 'omg literally why are u so perfect'' On Your Photo!"

"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."