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Joke of the Day

"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? Cus 7 8 ass."

"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"

"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"

"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."

"I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice."

"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."

"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."

"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"

"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"