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Joke of the Day

"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""

"As a fat guy I never really have more pep in my step... But I do occasionally get a little more throttle in my waddle."

"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."

"what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity? solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time."

"The purest love in the world exists between a rapper and his exotic fish tank."

"I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations"

"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."

"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."

"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."

"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."