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Joke of the Day

"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""

"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"

"[Calls Ex-Girlfriend] Remember all those hair-ties and Bobby pins you lost? Well, I found all 5,000 while moving."

"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."

"""Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?"" - if babies could talk"

"God Gave Man a penis and a brain... But not enough blood to use both at the same time"

"If masturbation really made you blind... ... how come I'm still able to typaanco goauma oa,"

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"