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Joke of the Day

"Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem... The other 96% said ""que dijo?"""

"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"

"- Doc, how did you know that I have high blood pressure? - You make mosquitoes explode!"

"Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!"

"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"

"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"

"I have a bad feeling I'll be wearing one of those barrels with suspenders by the end of the year, but not in a fun, whimsical way."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"Your mama so poor....... She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call."