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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"

"Most of my friendships are based on if we watch the same TV shows."

"After God had finished creating 24 hours of alternating light and darkness... One of his angels asked him what he was going to do next. He said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""

"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."

"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"

"What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space? He Park in son's space"

"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"

"In the future, people won't ask for a cup of sugar... Instead, they'll ask for a gigabyte of sug.rar"

"I want to name my next pet Peeve."

"Based on his ability to hide poop, my cat would be the worst criminal of all time."