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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"
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"Why did the doctor toss his patient down a well? He tried to kill them."
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!"
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"""dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green""? ""well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"""
"Some people think that the next iPhone will fail But I think it'll be a 6S."
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""
"If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?"