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Joke of the Day
"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."
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"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."
"Fifteen years ago I asked my high school crush out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me... ... She said no both times."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"
"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"A man goes to the library... and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."
"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."