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Joke of the Day
"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."
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"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."
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"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
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"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"
"[outpost in the Arctic Circle] ""I'm quitting, here's my 2 week notice"" BOSS: The days last 6 months here ""Sonofa..."""