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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."

"What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company? Progressive *this just popped up in my head while in the shower. If already posted I apologize in advance*"

"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands."

"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans"

"Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn't really take off"

"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."