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"What can't teenage girls do? Even"
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"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."
"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""
"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""
"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth."
"What is the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls outs"