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Joke of the Day

"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."

"Why did the peanut go to jail? He was a-roasted peanut."

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Huey Huey who? I'm me, who are you"

"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("

"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."

"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"

"How bout a fortune cookie that tells you not to take advice from shitty dessert."

"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"