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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I've never had a Lentil on my chest."
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"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"
"Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease? Ones a cunning runt..."
"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"I love Christmas lights! ... they remind me of politicians. They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!"
"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"
"""We're a completely paperless office."" Wow, that's really cool. [Later, staring at iPad dispenser in bathroom] Well this sucks."
"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."
"If bananas have potassium... Does that mean potatoes have banassium?"
"Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill"