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"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."
"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."
"One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie."
"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"
"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."
"I bet in Somalia a kid has been like ""I'm so hungry!"" and another's like ""Third world problem!"" and they both laugh and die and stuff."
"*sees sister's facebook post that her dog died* how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her *clicks sad face button* perfect"
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"