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Joke of the Day

"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers."

"SON: Is it true trees kill more people than wild animals do? [tree hiding in broom closet tenses up] DAD: Nonsense. [tree sighs in relief]"

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"What did the field say to the farmer with no crops? Stop fallowing me!"

"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: ""open-floor concept Smarthome with a medical twist!"" or ""design attained perfection in 1964"""

"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"