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Joke of the Day

"Find out why i'm changing the colour of my house lamps You'll see me in a different light after this"

"[At job interview] Interviewer: So tell me why you want this job. Me: I have no money and I prefer when I have money."

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."

"What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!"

"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."

"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."

"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."

"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."