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Joke of the Day

"What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common? They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five."

"How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball? ""Europe"""

"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."

"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."

"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"

"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."

"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."

"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."