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Joke of the Day

"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."

"Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot"

"What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic"

"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"

"I'm not sexist! Sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for women."

"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."

"SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY"

"Nothing says, ""I have a lot of free time,"" more than someone eating a pomegranate."

"How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."

"Have you seen the new French Flag? It's a white cross on top of a white background."