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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."
Next Joke
"What the difference between Australia and a glass of milk? Leave the glass of milk alone long enough and it'll develop a culture."
"What's worse than a talking parrot joke? The Holocaust."
"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"Friend: ""Dude, me & my girlfriend are getting married."" ME: ""Wow! when?"" Friend: ""Me on 27th April and she on 14th June."""
"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""