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Joke of the Day
"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."
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"""Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package?"" - van salesman"
"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."
"INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING."
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"
"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."
"I love Al Pacino. But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going."
"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"
"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."
"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."