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Joke of the Day
"Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday I never get the number I asked for."
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"I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things."
"Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday? Koala Lumpur."
"Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked."
"You know how you'll see something a million times, but can't find it when you need it? That's why I stopped buying condoms."
"To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run!"
"If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"
"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"
"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"
"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"