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Joke of the Day

"Today I found my first grey pubic hair... I got really excited, but not as much as the other people on the bus."

"Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old"

"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."

"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."

"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"

"Did you know that 50% of the Chinese have cataracts? The rest drive rincolns."

"""I'd like to prescribe you a topical ointment for that skin condition,"" my doctor said. ""Woah, woah, woah, doc,"" I replied. ""Let's not make any rash decisions."""

"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"

"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."

"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"