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Joke of the Day
"I've been told that I'm very condescending That means I talk down to people"
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"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."
"I gave my bus seat to a blind man this morning... I lost my job as a bus driver."
"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."
"9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you."
"Two guys were playing a game.... Guy 1 says ""Game"" Guy 2 lost the game You're guy 2 You lost the game"
"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"
"Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29."
"Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker? Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament? Because he's a Doberman."