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Joke of the Day
"I once met a Redditor in Europe. His username Czechs out."
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"Whenever I'm feeling really tired, I just watch the new Star Wars trailer... Because The Force Awakens me"
"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"
"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"
"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"
"Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !"
"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes A fsh"