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Joke of the Day
"I was researching facts about euthanasia... They're extremely malnourished"
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"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""
"My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat"
"If you see your friend Jack on the plane... Don't say hi. Especially if his last name is King."
"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up."
"ME: I want the car's brake lines to rust SCIENTIST: I'm listening ME: [slides over envelope full of cash] But make it look like an oxidant"
"[dj voice] ""What's up Dad Party!"" *dads go nuts* ""I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?!?"" [dads in unison] DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT"