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Joke of the Day

"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"

"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"

"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."

"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."

"As the saying goes, once you go black... You become a single mother."

"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"

"I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time..... I'm sorry"

"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"

"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."