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Joke of the Day

"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."

"A Mexican magician tells an audience he can disappear at the could of three. He counts ""One, two, *poof*"" He disappeared without a tres."

"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."

"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."

"I'm going to stand outside So if anyone asks, I'm out standing"

"Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump"

"If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"How to walk in 4 easy steps Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."