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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"
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"Be good to yourself, you're all you've got."
"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"
"It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants."
"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."
"What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common? They're both incontinence down under."
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit."
"Know how being wanted feels like? Just imagine how oil fields like"