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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"
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"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"
"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"
"I've heard muslims are bad in bed After the first scream they go off"
"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"
"""Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes"" - me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out"
"I'm proud say you will never guess who has been sober for 10 years. Ted Kennedy."
"What words men never want to hear during sex? Hi honey, I'm home."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."