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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday my friend said he was scoring all of these bitches! It turned out he was just walking 15 pitbulls! Lame..."

"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."

"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."

"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"I'm not ""Mr Right"" but I'll do freaky stuff to you till he shows up."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"

"I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone."

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."