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Joke of the Day

"What goes ""Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop""? Amish drive by shooting."

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"

"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."

"My wife keeps telling me she can't sleep And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj"

"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"

"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"

"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."

"You know what they say about big hands... Big clock."