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Joke of the Day
"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"
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"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."
"Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports."
"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""
"There's a sale on deer testicles. They're under a buck."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird."
"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"
"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."
"We have a local weatherman who often forecasts ""changeable skies."" He makes a lot of money to make that call."