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Joke of the Day

"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."

"If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I'd have to say it was the day I learned ""elemenopee"" wasn't one awesome letter."

"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."

"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma. I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it."

"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"

"How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."

"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."