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Joke of the Day
"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."
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"Two Asians are watching the weather forecast... ... and the forecast reports that there will be showers in the area. The first Asian says, ""Oh man!"" And the second Asian says, ""Bah, rain."""
"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"
"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"
"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"
"I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says."
"Gary Johnson Has won the election."
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police... He's now a seasoned veteran."
"My mom says I procrastinate... But I'll deal with that later"
"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos."