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Joke of the Day

"According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr."

"So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump. So they named him Humphrey."

"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"

"""If you could be anyone, living or dead, who..."" Me - ""dead"""

"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."

"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."

"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."

"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."