201520
Joke of the Day
"There's no ""u"" in narcissist"
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"To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on."
"What is the purpose of war? ""God created War so that Americans would learn Geography"" - Mark Twain"
"I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it."
"Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America? Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China."
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
"I'm running away to join the internet."
"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"
"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"
"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."