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Joke of the Day
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
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"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
"What is the difference between a hooker and an onion? I don't cry when I chop the hooker up."