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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts."

"A moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves to determine which mushrooms taste good with pasta, which are fun & which kill you."

"My friend asked me why I haven't texted him in such a long while, I replied, ""My phone screen broke and now it's completely unusable... so I lost touch."""

"OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says ""Stop Time"". Should I press it??"

"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."

"Where do people keep their shampoo? In their shambutt."

"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."

"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"What do ladles and crackwhores have in common? They come in multiple sizes and move a lot of hot fluids."

"If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler."