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Joke of the Day

"Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male."

"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."

"Filling out application for new health insurance. Do you guys think ""sick of everyone & everything"" is considered a pre-existing condition?"

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it ...so I said ""Implants?"""

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"

"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"

"What would you call Tony Stark after a sex change operation? Fe Male"

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

"WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE? Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw his gas bill."

"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."