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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"What do you call a horny priest? A firm believer."

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"

"Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap."

"Wizards of the Coast: Wizards of the Coast, and this is where the magic happens."

"My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air."

"What's the best thing about a poet in a prison? Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here."

"""MEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS & MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""